8 Word Story

[Tattered Rebirth]

We all contribute 8 words that follow along in a story
Here goes:
It was a beautiful day in sunny little...

(take it away!)

 

[Nightmare]

village in the dark realm of the Evil....

 

[Tattered Rebirth]

...Lord and master of the universe, Lord Monkeybutt.

 

[Nightmare]

the butt is about to be assassinated by....

 

[Joaxshu]

an evil assassin banana whose motives were that

 

[Sacred Silver]

... if he wasn't destroyed, he would be brutally...

 

[WerewolfNobody]

forced to eat cookies for the rest of...

 

[Genocide]

life and raped in the eye socket. He

 

[Ordeith]

...took an electrically charged flyswatter, and slayed him.

 

[Sacred Silver]

But not before he could summon the almighty...

 

[Rix]

Pooh, he had to go get some honey..

 

[Tattered Rebirth]

...so his 2012 doomsday fallout shelter had enough...

(by the way, 2012 is a lie. We're not gonna die.)

 

[Destruction]

sticky stuff to hide inside when the powerful...

( 2012 isnt a lie, many people will die, thenthe survivors will slowly die out, unless the metoer is moved somehow)

 

[Rix]

Eeyore would unleash his evil power of his

 

[Twilight_Path]

tail, which for some strange reason was missing...

 

[Nami]

the familiar pink ribbon. Piglet found a pistol...

 

[Rix]

and shot at Eeyore, but what happened was

 

[Joaxshu]

he/she missed. The bullet ricochet around and hit

 

[Nami]

Poor Roxas in the foot. He then threw

 

[Rix]

Axels chakrams at Piglet, but Piglet catched the