Sora on that 9 to 5 grind

[Oracle Spockanort]

Tokyo ain’t cheap. Munny ain’t falling from lamp posts.

How is Sora making money to pay for his expensive new-construction high rise apartment?

I bet he works in a cafe tucked away in a corner of Shinjuku…but what are your thoughts?

 

[Willow A113]

Maybe Sora sells that shiny keyblade of his made of a strong and magical metal. After he sells it, he leaves and commands it back into his hands. He does this enough times to become rich. The companies tried to sue him, but he won the court cases because it could be blamed on them for losing it and there's no proof Sora stole it back.

 

[Zettaflare]

He could make deliveries using his new Keychain hook while swinging around like Spider man. Actually that would be a pretty fun mini game, lol.

 

[MATGSY]

If KH exists as a game in the VRverse, he could make a mint suing Square for using his likeness without permission.

 

[Dandelion]

you KNOW he works with Lann at a cafe.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

I thought of a few additional busking jobs:

• Street dancing/b-boy
• Magic show
• Bubble tea shop

Maybe Sora sells that shiny keyblade of his made of a strong and magical metal. After he sells it, he leaves and commands it back into his hands. He does this enough times to become rich. The companies tried to sue him, but he won the court cases because it could be blamed on them for losing it and there's no proof Sora stole it back.

Scam artist! Not his character but rising housing costs absolutely makes a person desperate.

He could make deliveries using his new Keychain hook while swinging around like Spider man. Actually that would be a pretty fun mini game, lol.

That actually really would be fun. Pizza delivery spider-key-guy.

you KNOW he works with Lann at a cafe.

Of course! They work together at the same cafe. It probably looks like Nine Bean Coffee, too. It’s all I want it makes so much sense and I will go scorched earth on Nomura if he misses out on this prime setup.

 

[Chaser]

Have him work at Stardust in Kamurocho.

 

[MATGSY]

-Gets cast to play Ash in Detective Pikachu sequel/spinoff. Gets cold feet and quits he finds out he has to do a kissing scene with the actress playing Misty.

-Professional stuntshow pilot.

-Hosts his own podcast about warning people of the dangers of darkness while shilling Tempur-pedic Mattress promo codes.

-Live streamer specializing in G&W games.

-Riku meanwhile starts an Only fans and makes $60K a month.

 

[Idreamaboutcats]

We’re talking about a guy (and his Nobody) who did near-physically impossible part-time jobs all over Twilight Town, not to mention can slice buildings, definitely a plus in the construction industry.

He can definitely handle being a barista or cashier in a cosplay or cat café in the middle of Shibuya or Shinjuku.

Or…you know, wait tables at the ramen or takoyaki shop at the next block just turn to the right.

Or if we’re talking about the prohibitively expensive condominium smack dab in the middle of Aoyama, time to sell yourself out as a company mascot to a game publisher.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Have him work at Stardust in Kamurocho.

Host Sora I mean, it pays well

If KH exists as a game in the VRverse, he could make a mint suing Square for using his likeness without permission.

now look, Sora can’t claim likeness anymore because he looks nothing like his KH1, KH2, or KH3 self. Completely different hair, different outfit. He would get laughed out of court if he even tried.

-Gets cast to play Ash in Detective Pikachu sequel/spinoff. Gets cold feet and quits he finds out he has to do a kissing scene with the actress playing Misty.

-Professional stuntshow pilot.

-Hosts his own podcast about warning people of the dangers of darkness while shilling Tempur-pedic Mattress promo codes.

-Live streamer specializing in G&W games.

-Riku meanwhile starts an Only fans and makes $60K a month.

SORA WOULD BE A V-STREAMER!

Riku would be making enough money to pay for Sora’s apartment 200x over…

We’re talking about a guy (and his Nobody) who did near-physically impossible part-time jobs all over Twilight Town, not to mention can slice buildings, definitely a plus in the construction industry.

He can definitely handle being a barista or cashier in a cosplay or cat café in the middle of Shibuya or Shinjuku.

Or…you know, wait tables at the ramen or takoyaki shop at the next block just turn to the right.

Or if we’re talking about the prohibitively expensive condominium smack dab in the middle of Aoyama, time to sell yourself out as a company mascot to a game publisher.

Cat cafe would be so lovely for Sora.

Let’s be honest, Sora will work like 10 jobs.

 

[Raz]

He does have kitchen experience working with Remy!

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

He does have kitchen experience working with Remy!

I guess the question now is can Sora cook or will he need to find a Raccacoonie…

 

[Zettaflare]

I guess the question now is can Sora cook or will he need to find a Raccacoonie…

Doubt it. Without a rat on his head controlling him the restaurant/cafe he would work at would close down in a week.

 

[Launchpad]

You all want him to be a cute barista but let's face it, he's not cut out for beans, he's not cut out for taking orders, he's not cut out for classy service... he is a Doordasher

 

[Ðari]

Sora is low-key an interior designer trying to save you money on having to feel the need to buy IKEA furniture for your home-decor.

In his own words, "Learn from my mistakes. They were expensive mistakes."

 

[PikaPal]

Sora gets a job at the local McDonalds/KFC/Burger King/Wendys/Popeyes/whatever fast food chain that exists in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Sora gets a job at the local McDonalds/KFC/Burger King/Wendys/Popeyes/whatever fast food chain that exists in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

Nomura Fried Chicken as established in the CoM manga by Shiro Amano.

 

[Squood!]

If this were the 80s he'd become rich just from running around beating up street punks and Mr. Shakedown.

 

[Launchpad]

Sora is definitely dense enough to be convinced to 'take care' of people for the Yakuza.

 

[MATGSY]

Sora is definitely dense enough to be convinced to 'take care' of people for the Yakuza.

They pay him to off guys, whack guys, & on occasion whack off guys.