Create the WORST kingdom hearts worlds thread

[Soldier]

A world based on Home on the Range, the Disney film now one remembers will become the world that no one will remember as it'll essentially be a sugar rush of colourful animation, forgettable characters and nothing else.

I actually made a theory that the Keyblade Graveyard was originally the site of Home on The Range world because of it being one of few Disney movies to utilize barren deserts and canyons. And it is canon unless proven otherwise, good luck changing my mind Nomura, wherever you are!

 

[HakaishinChampa]

This takes some build up.

Kingdom Hearts At Home:

The game starts off with Sora on Destiny Islands, he is finally back home. We finally get to see Sora's Mom.
Sora doesn't realize what his mother went through all these years, her year long memory loss when Sora was sleeping (forgot Sora) and him disappearing. Sora isn't appreciating what his mother does. He plays games on his gummiphone at the dinner table instead of talking to his Mom during dinner.

It's night, Sora is in his room when he sees a bright light outside. His Mom was abducted by aliens. Sora manages to catch a ride on the spaceship.

Eventually, Sora is on a whole other world. He finds out the Aliens - Martians needs Moms.

Mars Needs Moms world

The game also includes worlds based on: Mulan II, Home on the Range, Incredible Hulk (2008), Chicken Little and Cars

 

[Soldier]

This takes some build up.

Kingdom Hearts At Home:

The game starts off with Sora on Destiny Islands, he is finally back home. We finally get to see Sora's Mom.
Sora doesn't realize what his mother went through all these years, her year long memory loss when Sora was sleeping (forgot Sora) and him disappearing. Sora isn't appreciating what his mother does. He plays games on his gummiphone at the dinner table instead of talking to his Mom during dinner.

It's night, Sora is in his room when he sees a bright light outside. His Mom was abducted by aliens. Sora manages to catch a ride on the spaceship.

Eventually, Sora is on a whole other world. He finds out the Aliens - Martians needs Moms.

Mars Needs Moms world

The game also includes worlds based on: Mulan II, Home on the Range, Incredible Hulk (2008), Chicken Little and Cars

Mulan II eh? I think I can make something out of that.

Land of the dragons (The sequel)
Party member: Mulan

Alright, so this movie is bad, really bad. The way that it ends leaves the entire fate of the country in limbo, so that's what KH at home will do as well. It starts off with SDG landing in the bamboo forest like their first visit, and they realize where they are. After walking to the Imperial palace, they see Mulan and Shang escorting the princesses with their horses. Mulan explains to them the importance of this mission which prompts Sora to ponder if his love for Kairi is true or not. While halfway through the journey, Mushu is being a giant prick (I mean, trying to uphold the family honor) and tries to break up Mulan and Shang, with some help from SDG, because it's bad enough the dragon's a jerk, why not our likeable protagonist. Eventually this leads to a Li Shang boss fight because of Maleficent corrupting his conflicted feelings, with him making this face the whole fight.

(He's not a hard fight, by any means. If the cloaked figure that arrived in the second visit can beat him, there's no reason why Sora can't put him in his place. If you lose to this guy, I lose respect for you).
This fight takes place near the river and he falls off just like the movie. Mulan's princesses that she escorts still fall in love with the comedic relief, and then the climax has SDG trying to stop Mulan from going through with the political marriage, only for a giant heartless to corrupt the statue that Mushu uses in the movie, leading to another dragon fight in front of a royal palace.

Eventually, the conflict is resolved, Li Shang is alive and well, and everything turns out okay, until the fire nation attacks.
(I mean, the huns, yeah, the huns, that's what I meant to say).

 

[Elysium]

For me, there are elements of The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea that could be used for a future Atlantica visit even if TLMII itself is terrible. Think of the way they used The Return of Jafar in KH2 without Abis Mal and a lot of plot with the Sultan involved, for example. I think the world could be set at the beginning of RttS when Melody is just a baby in a crib. The two kingdoms are celebrating the birth of the child, yadda yadda, when the baby is stolen. You investigate, shenanigans happen, etc. The villain of the story would be Ursula rather than Morgana, either revived by Maleficent, a new enemy, or self-revived like in 2 and 3D. I'm thinking of the visit being as long as KH3's world visits are, so...

Boss I: Chef Louie. A sort of "joke" boss that you fight before Melody is stolen and the story gets real. I've always thought it would be fun to fight Chef Louie as Sebastian's size, sort of how BbS makes you fight Lucifer as Jaq's size. Maybe you end up there because Ariel sends you to find Sebastian before the celebration, whatever, you find him there and decide to help him deal with Louie.
Boss II: After the above, Melody disappears. SDG investigate and so on, you end up going to Ursula's lair. She's not there, but the Leviathan skeleton lair is animated by darkness to fight you as a boss a la the Cave of Wonders in KH1. It's massive and flies back and forth ramming into you similar to the dragon at the end of the Mulan world in KH2. After the battle, Flotsam & Jetsam appear, tell SDG that Triton is to go to the arctic region if he wants to see his granddaughter again, and swim away.
Boss III: Triton and his soldiers meet Ursula there, he gives her the trident in exchange for Melody, etc. etc., you know the drill. Battle commences. Ursula creates and fights atop the ice "castle" that is used in the climax of TLM II, with you using flowmotion to circle upwards to the top while Ursula shoots beams at you with the trident from afar. Ursula fades into darkness at the end of the battle and SDG race back to Eric's palace.
Boss IV: They literally re-create the ending to the original TLM, with Ursula way up in the sky and ships swirling around her. You have to use flowmotion to jump from ship to ship, tentacle and tentacle up to her face to fight her. Various attacks would be her throwing you into a whirlpool, lightning strikes, tidal wave splashes, tentacles smashing into the ship you're on at any given time to throw you in the air and into the water, etc. After the Kraken and ship battle at the Caribbean in 3, I think they have the capability to do it; the size difference between this Giant Ursula fight to KH1's Giant Ursula would be similar to how different the size of the Rock Titan in 1 is to the massive Rock Titan in 3. Ursula is attempting to tear down Eric's palace as part of the battle and there is a gauge similar to the doors to the Emperor's palace during the Shan-Yu battle in KH2. Afterwards, Triton freezes her in unbreakable ice to prevent her simply reviving herself the way she's done in 2 and 3D, using the way Morgana is defeated in TLMII for an actual story use in KH's own universe of the TLM story.

Most of the environments would be Eric's palace on land, although the boss fights would take place in zones you couldn't re-visit. You'd fight the Leviathan in SDG's underwater forms. The other battles would be them as humans. Perhaps the final boss fight would have a unique quality in that whenever you fall into the ocean water, you transform into Mer-Sora, but turn back into their human forms whenever you jump out of the water with no delay between the form changes.

 

[ImJustHereToRatePosts]

Doug's First Movie

Not much to say here, except the sea monster gets possessed by darkness midway through the world and Porkchop becomes a party member/summon.

 

[Soldier]

For me, there are elements of The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea that could be used for a future Atlantica visit even if TLMII itself is terrible. Think of the way they used The Return of Jafar in KH2 without Abis Mal and a lot of plot with the Sultan involved, for example. I think the world could be set at the beginning of RttS when Melody is just a baby in a crib. The two kingdoms are celebrating the birth of the child, yadda yadda, when the baby is stolen. You investigate, shenanigans happen, etc. The villain of the story would be Ursula rather than Morgana, either revived by Maleficent, a new enemy, or self-revived like in 2 and 3D. I'm thinking of the visit being as long as KH3's world visits are, so...

Boss I: Chef Louie. A sort of "joke" boss that you fight before Melody is stolen and the story gets real. I've always thought it would be fun to fight Chef Louie as Sebastian's size, sort of how BbS makes you fight Lucifer as Jaq's size. Maybe you end up there because Ariel sends you to find Sebastian before the celebration, whatever, you find him there and decide to help him deal with Louie.
Boss II: After the above, Melody disappears. SDG investigate and so on, you end up going to Ursula's lair. She's not there, but the Leviathan skeleton lair is animated by darkness to fight you as a boss a la the Cave of Wonders in KH1. It's massive and flies back and forth ramming into you similar to the dragon at the end of the Mulan world in KH2. After the battle, Flotsam & Jetsam appear, tell SDG that Triton is to go to the arctic region if he wants to see his granddaughter again, and swim away.

Brilliant Elysium, couldn't have plotted it out better myself. When you mention the leviathan skeleton, I initially took it to mean the leviathan from final fantasy. Ursula's lair used to be a creature known as the serpentine according to Disney comics, which was given to her by a race of Moray eel mermaids in exchange for power. Honestly either or works, but I'd honestly like to see Nomura try and adapt it for Atlantica part III, we already got a taste of it with the Dark Thorn in II being modeled after Ifrit from FFX, why not broaden the horizon with other final fantasy monsters infesting the worlds?

(Also, I'm fine with the chef Louie boss ONLY if he sings Les Poissons as he fights you, and of course creates heartless as the fight continues (he IS killing fish after all).

 

[Soldier]

Huh, there doesn't seem to be much action in this thread, LET'S CHANGE THAT!
Tipton Hotel (from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

Alright, I'll level with you all, I hate this show with every fiber of my being. I can't stand these two little hotel %@*#ers and just want to beat them up (especially now, those old has-beens). So why not christen this show as a world that sucks. You could go to Robin Hood's world, or go here. They're basically the same thing anyways.
You get no party members in this world, Zach and Cody are the bosses. It's either that or Mr. Moseby who by all accounts is the true hero of this story as he has to put up with the blonde brats shenanigans. And I like Mr. Moseby too much to give him the villain role.

Sora and Co. arrive in the world in the middle of one of Zach and Cody's schemes, immediately thinking the boys are in league with the heartless, they join with Mr. Moseby who has had it with the brats. You run through the hotel with all of its annoying residents and fight a few Hammerframe heatless (There really isn't a lot of heartless that can fit this world, Hell, THE CARS WORLD HAS MORE TO WORK WITH) and put those brats in their place and you're done!